For those of you who’ve been living in a box of Post Toasties behind a dumpster for the past year or so, there’s a total solar eclipse scheduled for Monday, April 8.
Noah ‘Soggy’ Sweat was a judge, law professor, and Mississippi state representative back in the day, but his primary claim to fame is a speech he made before the Mississippi legislature in 1952, when he was only 29 years old, concerning prohibition.
OPINION — Ever since I was a kid I’ve enjoyed football. Not soccer, which everyone outside the US calls football. Real football. The sport of kings. A game that’s so rough the players have to wear padding under their jammies to keep from getting damaged too bad. A head-to-head standoff between two teams of six players on an 80- by 40-yard field of grass. Or maybe rocks. And dirt. Lots of dirt. You need the dirt to soak up the blood.
New Mexican governor Michelle Lujan Grisham decided guns are a ‘public health concern,’ so she issued a suspension of the Second Amendment to the Constitution for a period of thirty days in and around Albuquerque.
California Governor Gavin Newsom is the man currently at the helm of Cali’s sinking ship, shouting orders for more sail while the seawater pours over the scuppers and seeps into his Gucci loafers.