Live Thought

 
  • Thankful

    OPINION — Last week I was poking around in my office trying to come up with an idea for a Thanksgiving column, which is not easy after 28 years of Thanksgiving columns. After a while it’s hard to come up with something I haven’t already said about any subject, and holidays are particularly challenging, since they come around every year. There are only so many ways to say ‘special time,’ or ‘family and friends,’ or ‘restraining order.’
  • Reject All 17 Amendments

    Early voting began Monday, October 20, 2025, and, as with most off-year elections, few Texans are paying attention. In 2023, when 14 constitutional amendments were on the ballot, only 10,770 of Tom Green County’s 68,859 registered voters cast ballots—just 15%. Statewide, turnout was about 14%. In other words, a small fraction of voters decided how to spend billions in taxpayer dollars.
  • Buffalo Chips and Penguin Poop

    OPINION — This week’s subject is Things That Come Out Of Animals, which may sound disgusting and gross on the surface, but once you dig a little you’ll find that many things that come out of animals are disgusting and gross. Also useful. A good example is buffalo chips, which are not really chips at all. They also don’t come out of buffalo, not if you find them in the United States. Because buffalo aren’t native to the United States. Which is pedantic and annoying, I know, but there you go.
  • Greta's Mutiny on the Bounty

    OPINION — Well, my favorite climate activist-professional whiner-space cadet seems to have decided to take a brief hiatus from saving the world in order to save the Palestinians in Gaza, or something. I guess if you’re determined to save something, it doesn’t matter what you save, as long as you document your exploits extensively on social media, so as to irritate as many people as possible.
  • Lenny

    OPINION — For someone who always looks like he’s about to fall asleep, Nicolas Cage is a pretty good actor. He’s actually been one of my favorites for a long time. I especially liked The Rock and the Gone In Sixty Seconds remake. Then he lost all his money, because of, I don’t know, taxes or something, and started making kind of odd movies. But that’s none of my business.